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As a matter of fact, I sell children's organs on the black market for cash. [Feb. 20th, 2009|03:16 pm]
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If I'm ever found below a four-story elementary school window, now everyone will know that it was foul play... Or my feelings were so deeply hurt by a third-grade kid that I hurled myself to my doom! Not likely. The little shrimps still have to survive middle school together, so I'm not holding any grudges until I see which ones come out unscarred.

But when they're not being hurtful or drawing on each-other, they're crazy fun. Yesterday, this one girl made a comic about two battling superheros; "SuperChicken" and "SuperCheese," who once fought such an epic battle that they joined as one, and became the evil superpower, "ChickenParmesan!"

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I'm struggling with productivity on my thesis, these days, so in order to keep my pen moving, and to have fun and make stuff (thank you, Lynda Barry, for this advice), I've been doing some little watercolor portraits of famous people/characters/figures I like. Who would you like to see me paint? These little paintings will probably come along for sale to conventions with me this summer, so if you come see me there, maybe you can snag your suggested subject!
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[User Picture]From: rainofbastards
2009-02-20 09:27 pm (UTC)

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Oh my. Kids will just say the darndest things, am I right, Lucy?
[User Picture]From: lucylou
2009-02-21 12:37 am (UTC)

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You arrre correct. And so is Bill Cosby.
[User Picture]From: alizz
2009-02-20 09:27 pm (UTC)

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Hah, I worked in a Summer Camp last summer with kids these ages and I recognize some of these sentences. They're cute but they spill their thoughts so bluntly sometimes. And I made them draw a comic one day and they come up with so many crazy ideas!

I like the title of the post, haha.
[User Picture]From: uberhero
2009-02-20 09:30 pm (UTC)

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Jane Eyre!

I re-read the book recently and completely fell in love with her balls. In a much less gross way than that sounds, I promise.

Also, I completely sympathize with the small children being awful sometimes thing - I was art instructor at an all boys camp for two summers.
[User Picture]From: arambulo
2009-02-20 09:36 pm (UTC)

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this comic is hilarious. i can't believe a kid threatened to throw you out a window! ha!
[User Picture]From: girafeduflamme
2009-02-20 09:36 pm (UTC)

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I vote... a bear. Those are famous.
[User Picture]From: seakae
2009-02-20 09:41 pm (UTC)

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Has our society lost all sense of manners? Jeez, if I said some of that... *WAP* right in the mouf.
[User Picture]From: tehjacon
2009-02-20 10:55 pm (UTC)

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i know, right?
[User Picture]From: harveyjames
2009-02-20 09:41 pm (UTC)

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This makes me glad I couldn't hear what my kids were saying when I taught in korea!

Although, once they discovered google language tools, I got some choice messages from them, including:

- 'you are a cross-dresser'

- 'oh you fool, James Harvey, you sick and foolish dog'

- 'you look like a murderer'


Edited at 2009-02-20 09:42 pm (UTC)
[User Picture]From: allanc
2009-02-20 09:44 pm (UTC)

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As a heterosexual male who's experienced puberty, I'd just like to say that your hair and glasses very much do work for you.
From: endlessseeker
2009-02-20 10:05 pm (UTC)

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Hell, as a gay man, your glasses do indeed work for you. ;)
From: (Anonymous)
2009-02-20 09:46 pm (UTC)

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I'd love to see Serge Gainsbourg.
[User Picture]From: dani_elle
2009-02-20 09:49 pm (UTC)

oops

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That was me.
[User Picture]From: chamonkee
2009-02-20 10:25 pm (UTC)

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Remember the correct schoolground reply to "Do you know who my dad is?"

happens to be

"Well if your mother doesn't know then I can't really help!"

[User Picture]From: frieliegh
2009-02-20 11:31 pm (UTC)

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LOL I'll have to remember that!
[User Picture]From: yaytime
2009-02-20 10:26 pm (UTC)

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HA! These are so great! Raina did a mini-comic collecting some of the stuff kids have said to her as well. You guys should team up and organize an anthology!
[User Picture]From: uncle_silas
2009-02-20 10:35 pm (UTC)

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if it doesn't get you in any legal trouble, I'd like to see some more Jeeves and Wooster.

If not, then just a sherlock holmes or watson will do
[User Picture]From: daleof
2009-02-20 10:42 pm (UTC)

It arrived unscathed

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I got your package! I haven't opened it yet because I'm going to Dun Laoighre next weekend to frame it and I'm too afraid of anything happening to it in the meantime. Thanks for the drawings on it! They are really cool! What kind of brush pen do you use?

Re:The kid in the 2nd last panel. He sounds like a middle aged man in an 9 year olds body.
[User Picture]From: daleof
2009-02-20 10:45 pm (UTC)

Re: It arrived unscathed

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Oh, and I enjoyed your drawing of Hurley from Lost. I won't be going to America this Summer but it would be cool if you painted him?
[User Picture]From: jabberworks
2009-02-20 10:45 pm (UTC)

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Oh my, that made me shout laughing.

How about Austen's three Dashwood sisters?
[User Picture]From: allnerdreview
2009-02-20 10:55 pm (UTC)

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Come to MOCCA with a Batman and I will BUY IT FROM YOUSE.

Or we can trade FOR ARTS!

CAPITAL LETTORZ!
[User Picture]From: line_nutrients
2009-02-20 11:04 pm (UTC)

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Those kids are brutal!
[User Picture]From: dibsy
2009-02-20 11:16 pm (UTC)

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A portrait of Darwin. Because it was his birthday.
[User Picture]From: daleof
2009-02-21 12:53 am (UTC)

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Man, I got so drunk in honour of his birthday. A guy doesn't turn 200 just everyday!
From: girlpoe
2009-02-20 11:29 pm (UTC)

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Oooh, how about a painting of Oscar Wilde and Edgar Allan Poe having a furious Write Off. haha
[User Picture]From: liadan_giolla_b
2009-02-21 04:04 am (UTC)

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I love this idea. Also, why not President Obama? I'd love to see him in your style...and he's a hot seller's item now.
[User Picture]From: frieliegh
2009-02-20 11:34 pm (UTC)

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I would totally love to see how you'd do a Joan of Arc, and an Annie Oakley. =)

And as a parent, I totally sympathize with your experience with the kids and assure you that not all kids are that obnoxious... some of us really do teach our kids manners. =) (whether they USE them when they're away from home may be another matter, however...)
[User Picture]From: koliaphis
2009-02-20 11:46 pm (UTC)

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benicio del toro!
that guy has one hell of an expressive face.
[User Picture]From: maeths
2009-02-20 11:47 pm (UTC)

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I like your haircut.

I've worked at a couple ski resorts and we always got the school groups through. I actually had a whole lot of fun because it was my turn to pick on the popular kids.
The best was, one time, this 'pretty girl' (read as popular girl) whined that she didn't want the boots that were assigned to her because they were ugly. I quibbed back "I bet you don't have a boyfriend." The group really liked me and asked for me each week they came up.

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[User Picture]From: _w_o_o_d_
2009-02-20 11:50 pm (UTC)

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Suggestion for a portrait : Nestor Makhno !

I can't get this comic to load, must be this extra-slow hotel wireless connection... all I get is a blurry picture, and I've hit "reload" like 20 times...
[User Picture]From: elio
2009-02-21 12:05 am (UTC)

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What after school program do you work with? Is it YoungRembrandts?
[User Picture]From: tanyahp
2009-02-21 12:10 am (UTC)

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Ha! This is so true.
[User Picture]From: megacoleman
2009-02-21 12:14 am (UTC)

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Nobody comes out of middles school unscarred. Nobody. Man, those kids are mean =(
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