VAMPIRES SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT
Haha, the EXACT same thing happened to me! *Twitch* My boyfriend's sister warned me first... and then boyfriend's brother's girlfriend warned me - But I just.. I didn't.. resist. I didn't! I couldn't. And now *sighs* I own all of them.
you forgot to include the excruciating descriptions of the pacific northwest landscape and climate. i couldn't make it through the first book. the movie was redonk!
the movie is alright.
i'm only on book 3.
Thank you. I shall never have to read or see this nonsense now...
everything you wrote is true
watch the movie. I didn't read the books because I got 15 pages in an started vomiting bad plot, but the movie is fucking hilare. pretty sure I actually remember one of the characters saying 'yeah, you watched me sleep for months on end... but it's okay 'cause you're hot.' which is essentially the redeeming factor of the film, besides some lovely trees and houses. by the way, if I had to go with no sleep, no sex, and no food for a hundred years, I'd be fucked up too.
i love that you perfectly described the series.
it's idiotic. but it's idiot to the point that it's amusing
the fact so many people love it adds to my insatiable curiosity
train wreck syndrome?
the movie is pure gold.
you should play a drinking game when you watch it. say, take a swig every time a long awkward stare happens
2009-03-25 09:22 pm (UTC)
that. was. AWESOME!
It seriously saved me the trouble from opening up the next three books! I finished Twilight and couldn't help but feel 'dirty,' and like my taste for good literature had just fallen into the Raunchy Romance abyss.
The movie's good in terms of scenery and cinematography, and the Alice character! =) It also made me want to visit Washington.
oh man. I have never been able to get through the books, but I find hearing about what happens in them to be completely hilarious.
you've read cleolinda's summaries of them right? because if you haven't, it's a real shame:link here
This was hilarious! You've done me a great service. I was feeling tempted to read them, but now I am cured. Thank you!
I haven't read it so I am not sure what is real and what is spoof in your summary. I hope the last part is spoof.
I am tempted to read it because I am still in Harry Potter withdrawals, and it was pretty fun to be having the universal experience where everyone is reading the same thing.
But I am intrigued by movie Edward. I can't tell if he is sexy or not. Sometimes he is, sometimes he's weird looking. He is weird-sexy.
2009-03-25 11:17 pm (UTC)
It's all real.
And...and I don't think it'll be anything like the Harry Potter experience, unfortunately.
That was so brilliant, I need to save this forever.
The fact that you had the same "why can't I stop reading this?" reaction makes me feel less bad. Because I was so hooked, and yet, I knew how poorly written it was I just had to keep going!
hahahahahahahaha holy balls that is exactly what happens to you when you read the books/what happens IN the book.
I am glad I am not the only one who was like: Renesme? Seriously. You should not be allowed to have children.