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Like, you know, Stephanie Meyer? Get it? [Mar. 25th, 2009|12:23 pm]
Lucy


Did you ever think about reading these books, but then thought:
"I don't really have the time/attention span/proper sort of pre-teen hormonal fascination with vampires"?
Now you can see what happens without taking an entire weekend of your life to wade through
approx. 4000 pages of descriptions on how pretty Edward is!
Read on.


Second Page, Cut for SPOILERZZZCollapse )


Not to step on any Twilight fan's indestructible vampiric toes. I did actually very much enjoy my weekend in Forks.
(as evidenced by my reading the entire series in a weekend)
It's just SO FUN to fun on it.


PS: I have NOT seen the movie yet. I will hit that up movie-rental-store style tewt sweeet.
Because I am the only person on earth who doesn't have freakin' Netflix.
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From: (Anonymous)
2009-03-27 06:09 pm (UTC)

Lol love it

I loved your comic it was so funny.
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[User Picture]From: jillybean_6939
2009-03-27 06:16 pm (UTC)
Waaa!!! That was so funny! Now I won't have to actually read the books!
Thank you very much for sharing this!

(Please don't mind if I friend you...)
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[User Picture]From: missjenni4
2009-03-27 07:48 pm (UTC)
Why does knowing that you are not the only one to succumb to this series does not make you feel any better about yourself?

O woe.
>.
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[User Picture]From: mela_lyn
2009-03-27 10:13 pm (UTC)
Found this linked by a writer... OMG. You're my hero. I love it!! Hubby and I were cracking up over this!! I'm going to pass a link to this around. Hope you don't mind!
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[User Picture]From: musictwig
2009-03-28 12:01 am (UTC)
I love it!
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[User Picture]From: lore
2009-03-28 04:39 am (UTC)
OMG I ♥ u!!!

love, lore
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[User Picture]From: rimorob
2009-03-28 05:44 pm (UTC)
So very very true. I too am a victim of Twilight addiction. I knew it was bad for me but I kept on reading.

Those summaries are the funniest thing I have seen in a long while. hilarious!
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[User Picture]From: adelerium
2009-03-28 09:56 pm (UTC)

The Stranger's Slog

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From: (Anonymous)
2009-03-28 10:23 pm (UTC)

I do heart you.

There are so many reasons I love you, Lucy!
1. You put me in a comic.
2. You put Oblong in a comic.
3. You distilled the entire Twilight saga into a perfect comic!

You must watch the movie. It's delish!

xoxox
Suzanna
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From: (Anonymous)
2009-03-29 03:15 am (UTC)

Complete awesomeness

You have completely summed it up! This is hilarious. And yes, it is just so fun to fun on it. I thoroughly enjoyed reading all 4 books and hate myself for it.

BUT DO NOT SEE THE MOVIE! Worst film ever.
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[User Picture]From: wild_magic
2009-03-29 08:09 am (UTC)
I know exactly how you feel. I was all filled with twilight hate, but i couldn't seem to put them down. it was like some kind of crazy drug.
I'm better now. Rehab only took a couple of months as well. :)
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[User Picture]From: gmajor
2009-03-29 08:33 pm (UTC)

U haz hilarity!

I must share this with my fellow bookstore staff. Many lolz.
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[User Picture]From: chulacabra
2009-03-30 02:05 am (UTC)
Tragically, this is my life. I won't tell you how old I am because then I'd have to kill myself.
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[User Picture]From: crooked_halo
2009-03-30 10:08 pm (UTC)
ha ha, this is brilliant and hilarious :)
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[User Picture]From: vamprayne
2009-03-31 03:49 am (UTC)
That is SOOO true. There was so much shame in my heart when I desparately searched the local book stores for the 2nd, 3rd, & 4th books.

I proudly wear my "Forks Spartans" shirt and "then buffy staked Edward, the end" shirts together. :)
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[User Picture]From: sonic2nd
2009-03-31 12:11 pm (UTC)

That happened to me also.

Wow, that first comic sums up how I came to read to Twilight books. I'm a completist so once I start something I have to finish it. At first I thought there was only one book in the series. I finished the first book and then found out that there were more. I went back to library to read New Moon and was put on a waiting list for Eclipse. After a month of waiting I got fed up and just bought the third book. And I really want to read the fourth book to see if it's as bad (or worse) then people say it is.
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