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Like, you know, Stephanie Meyer? Get it? [Mar. 25th, 2009|12:23 pm]

Did you ever think about reading these books, but then thought:
"I don't really have the time/attention span/proper sort of pre-teen hormonal fascination with vampires"?
Now you can see what happens without taking an entire weekend of your life to wade through
approx. 4000 pages of descriptions on how pretty Edward is!
Read on.

Second Page, Cut for SPOILERZZZCollapse )

Not to step on any Twilight fan's indestructible vampiric toes. I did actually very much enjoy my weekend in Forks.
(as evidenced by my reading the entire series in a weekend)
It's just SO FUN to fun on it.

PS: I have NOT seen the movie yet. I will hit that up movie-rental-store style tewt sweeet.
Because I am the only person on earth who doesn't have freakin' Netflix.

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[User Picture]From: gravitys_enemy
2009-04-01 03:23 am (UTC)
Lucy dear! Believe it or not I just "StumbledUpon" you! haha. It reminded me I meant to comment... Also believe it or not... you caused me to get my own addiction. After reading your comics I decided "what they hey? Might as well give it ago" I CAN'T STOP! You're right... it's painfully addictive. I don't know how it happened. I've just started book 3.

So thank you Miss Lucy... perhaps we need to start a vampire appreciation society...

btw, I have you're book still and I'm determined to get you to sign it!

Miss you!!! :-)
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[User Picture]From: gravitys_enemy
2009-04-01 03:27 am (UTC)

I always fricken mistype that word...
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[User Picture]From: greenlandgem
2009-04-01 09:08 am (UTC)
Oh no, you fell! I read the first one and I had to force myself to finish it - I simply could not face another page of hormonal nuzzling and infatuation. It was like reading a twelve year-old's secret fantasy diary... I just couldn't do it. It felt so wrong!

By the way - the fourth book? Are you taking the piss? Seriously? That happens? If so, you are correct: "WTF?!"
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[User Picture]From: la_petite_singe
2009-04-01 09:52 pm (UTC)
Got linked here on my message board--GOLD. PURE GOLD. I love her CrazyEyes when Edward dumps her weird ass. *applauds* It is my b-day today and you just rocked it liek whoa.
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[User Picture]From: gravitys_enemy
2009-04-02 08:03 pm (UTC)
Icon love! <3 amazing...
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[User Picture]From: steeple333
2009-04-01 11:18 pm (UTC)
O-oh god... I keep imagining those Twilight comics voice a la Strongbad' Teen Girl Squad. Needless to say, it make it x1000 more awesome .D.
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[User Picture]From: reststoppoet
2009-04-04 06:16 pm (UTC)
this is so accurate. oh i feel so ridiculous for being sucked in by twilight but it's like eating cheese puffs...eat one and before you know it you've finished the whole bag and your hands are covered with the disgusting day-glow evidence!
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[User Picture]From: calm_fruitstand
2009-04-09 07:33 am (UTC)
Very awesome! I've been sucked into them, too, but make fun of them every chance I get. I couldn't take it seriously if I tried, so I just see it as a fun fad I can rip on and enjoy watching at the same time (I do like the soundtrack and I liked the movie better than the book). Your comic captured it's absurdity perfectly. Yay!
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[User Picture]From: firnheledien
2009-04-09 02:45 pm (UTC)
This is really great! Reminds me of how I couldn't put down the books after starting to read them, but in hindsight, they weren't really that great. ^^;

The birth scene is tragically accurate. XD
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[User Picture]From: nicole_anell
2009-04-19 06:55 pm (UTC)
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From: tottiestar
2009-04-20 07:52 pm (UTC)
Those are brilliant and scarily accurate. Especially the reading hangover.
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[User Picture]From: truthpact
2009-04-25 05:06 pm (UTC)
I was linked here, and I have to say that this comic was amazing. I haven't read it myself, because I am afraid of exactly the same thing happening to me.

Stoopid vampire won't put out?

Must be broke.
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[User Picture]From: stolen_identity
2009-05-05 11:48 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA, that is exactly how it happened for me.

The book was sitting on my shelf for months, and I didn't even give it a second thought. Then one day, I decided randomly to pick it up. And the next thing I knew, I had read the entire series (and bought hardcovers of it) + watched the movie (bought it, of course) + the director's handbook within a ONE-WEEK span. I swear that book is like CRACK!

Now since then, I've listened to the audio books, watched the movie a million times, started reading FAN FIC's about the characters... and I even bought an Edward doll and started photographing him in various location.

For the record, I am a grown adult, and I haven't played with dolls (other than with my nieces) for at least 15 years. Until now.

Freaking crack book.
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From: jjjbear
2009-05-13 04:26 am (UTC)

story of my life

for reals!

will reblog. :]
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[User Picture]From: ironic_sun
2009-06-03 08:02 am (UTC)
I had to comment on this just to say the same thing happened to my bestie and I. It's like some sort of insane witchcraft or something. I thought to myself, "man those books sound stupid, and I will never like them, but I will read them because otherwise I have no right to say that."

And so I read Twilight and thought, "christ, this is dumb," AND NOW I HAVE ALL FOUR BOOKS. EVEN THOUGH IT'S DUMB. HOW?! I also begged my bestie not to read it, but she didn't listen and the same thing happened to her. We're seeking treatment.
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[User Picture]From: ladymakaria
2009-06-18 03:35 am (UTC)


This is _too_ funny for words. OMG LOL

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From: 2blackdogs
2009-06-20 01:12 am (UTC)


I just stumbled upon this and it is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Your rendition of Breaking Dawn is genius. Pure genius.
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